Saturday Afternoon Wrestling

Today Cameron looks at the Wrestlemania 28 match between Sheamus and Daniel Bryan, for the World Heavyweight Championship.

0:00-0:14 – Awwwwwwww, isn’t that adorable. Bryan Danielson, I mean, Daniel Bryan wants a kiss from his then girlfriend, and now Raw General Manager, A.J. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone hold up a match for a kiss. This match better be good.

0:15 – What the fuck!!!!!! Bryan just got laid-out by a Brouge kick.

0:18 – Ummm…..Match over I guess. Sheamus is your new World Heavyweight Champion and in eighteen seconds, no less.

I think we can pinpoint this loss on two things, A.) Daniel Bryan shouldn’t be pussy-footing around kissing chicks when a match is about to start. B.) Did you really think that glorified midget Daniel Bryan was going to beat the ‘Great White’ ?

Look at this dude. He’s terrifying.

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