The Craptastic Player Power Rankings runs the 2-minute drill this week. If you don’t like it. Then Cam Newton has suggestion boxes waiting in the comments section.

Unfortunately for you wonderful readers out there, this week is going to have to be skipped over. My girlfriend and I are in the middle of getting things in order to move into a new apartment. So with the hectic scheduling and financial assessments that have to be done prior too, the Craptastic Rankings are going to have to see a BYE week this week. Here’s a quick run-through though.

Mikel Leshoure and Joique Bell win it by the way; in case you were at least interested in who got number one. Both fumbled the ball in the red-zone in a game that was decided by one possession. The Lions defense played a hell of a game, sans cheap shots or not. Those two careless fumbles by both backs were unforgivable in such a close game and should be rewarded by banishment to the island of misfit toys. Or at least get yourself some stickum. Chargers I’m looking at you.  

Also, here’s a picture of Cam Newton being a whiny little puss. He was number two if you were interested.

Joe Flacco – Words can’t describe how bad he was. So it ain’t so Joe, you blow.

Honorable Mentions: Suggestion Boxes, The Raiders when Blaine Gabbert was still on the field, Michael Vick (he probably still turned it over in practice), the Redskins secondary, the Buffalo Bills; all of them, The Panthers front office, Russell Wilson, Alex Smith, the Referees who still seem rather incompetent.