We bring you our top choices for fantasy football team names. You’re welcome.
With about a week to go before the start of the NFL season, millions of fans are drafting their hopefully unstoppable fantasy football team. However, as important as drafting a good team is, naming said team can sometimes be a battle in its’ own. An instant classic team name can make an awful season just that much more tolerable. That’s why we here at HefferBrew have joined efforts to give you as many Can’t Miss fantasy team names as we could that will have your fellow leaguers reluctantly laughing as you destroy them week after week.
Level 99 Blastoise (Dustin’s 2013 team name, sometimes a name can have absolutely nothing to do with football but still exude an air of dominance.)
Zombie Odin Llyod (Gavin’s 2013 team name, if this didn’t have you laughing uncontrollably, you may want to stop reading.)
Forte Ounces to Freedom
Finkle is Einhorn
Brady Quinn Medicine Woman
Weeden Start the Fire
Weeden Need No Education
Joss Weeden
Stafford Infection
Charles in Charge
Belicheck Mate
Cutler Your Wrist
It’s Spiller Time
Call Me, Brady?
Peyton Your Dues
Peyton Your Wagon
Peyton & Gain
Dumb & Dumerville
The Welker-ing Dead
Westle’s Pretzels
Wes Side Story
Terrelle, No Pryor Offenses
Calvin & Hobbes
Marky Mark and the Sucky Bunch
Rexie and the Jets
1.21 Giga-Watts
Cruzing for a Brusing (Cruzing, Cruzing USA, Cruzing to Victory)
To Live and Let Addai
Flynn-Sanity
In Like Flynn
Flynn Under the Radar
Some Ware over Dwayne Bowe
Bush-Wacked
Over the Tannehill
Foster’s Freeze
Philly’d Up on Chips
My Schwartz is Bigger Than Yours
Romo You Didn’t
Great White Stark
Unloadin in Odin
Yo Gabba Gabbert
Gabbert Daba Doo
Speedy Gonzalez
To-Go’s Sandwiches
Pulling Weedens
Tokeland Faders
Hempire State of Mind
French Montana
The Human Kangaroo (Google former Arizona Cardinals QB John Skelton and tell us he doesn’t look like a human kangaroo.)
Wacka Flacco Flame
Flacc Jacket
Maclin on Chicks
Jankow in the Morning
I’m Sorry Fred Jackson
2054 Super Bowl Champion Buffalo Bills
Chris Collinsworthless
Bradford and Sons
T.Y. on the Radio
And….. When we informed Cameron about our idea for names, this was all he came up with:
The Cunt Punters – Simple, effective and gets the point across. I will cunt punt your team into oblivion.
